Tool - A Word I Love

I've been watching Tool Academy on VH1. I have to admit, "tool" is a good word. I love to say: (Inset Name) is a tool; or what a fucking tool. Also adding on to this whole "tool" thing I like to say: He's not just a tool, he's a toolshed!

Here are some other good words:
Fucktard: Ok, this combines a word that isn't so nice, one that my mother really hates for me to say (and it's not the f*** word), but say it: Fucktard. It's just so fucking great. Now, use it in a sentence: This fucking fucktard cannot fucking drive for shit!

Ass Clown: This little combo was made famous in "Office Space." Remember, Michael Bolton was musing about the other Michael Bolton (the one who sings is a Toolshed) and called him a No-talent Ass Clown

Asshat: Keeping with this theme of asses, I also like Asshat. It's kind of a fun one. One of my favorite authors uses this in her writing, commonly using this term to describe Chicago drivers: Move over, you fucking asshat!

That's what she said: This is possible the best phrase IN THE WORLD. Commonly used by Michael Scott, fan of commonly use this phrase when it is warranted. Ex: (Someone to put a cork in a wine bottle...this scenarios so hapened over the weekend too!: It won't go in, it's too big. Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Shenanigans: Ok, this isn't a cuss word, but it's just one my favorites, the way it rolls off of the tongue. Try it out. Sha-nan-a-gans. SHENANIGANS! It's so much fun. You can say: I don't know what kind of shenanigans you're trying to pull, but I will not surrender this drink to you!

Maleficent: The baddest bitch EVER! The meanest villain in TV history. Really, this isn't a word, it's a name, but it is made of the root male which means Bad in English. Ex: Maleficent got pissed when her minions weren't smart enough to find Sleeping Beauty.

Fugly: I really do think I made this word up like fifteen years ago when I was merely a fifth grader who wanted to cuss badly. And so I began merging words together in a desperate attempt to cuss. Fugly (fucking ugly) is one of the best words. Fungry wasn't to bad either (fucking hungry).

Happy Camper: Another fun phrase. I like to say: I am not a happy camper. You can also say: Buck up, little camper.