Last night, Rock of Love Bus was on TV. I had waited an entire week for it, only to see girls wear skimpy outfits in a faux-trip down the aisle for Bret and see one girl actually a piercing ring to Bret as a wedding gift. If you can’t figure out where the piercing is from, I can’t help you. Taya was great, as always, but we didn’t see enough of her! And what is up with Brittanya. SKANK CITY with her “wedding gift” piercing ring.
Although, the Fatal Attraction thing with the ex-porn star who wants to be a singer/song writer is pretty interesting. Brittany , with her disgusting boobs was upset that she didn’t win the solo date w/ Bret because she poured her heart and soul out into five pages of wedding vows. So at the “reception” she comes out in a bikini that would look skimpy on a skinny 12-year-old and proceeded to do a headstand in Bret’s lap, putting her flabby ass and her feminine bits in front of his face. I think I would’ve puked when she did the spread-eagle right in front of him, but whatever. Then there was her meltdown when she didn’t get a VIP pass despite answering all the questions (her confession) and then proceeded to create drama citing race as an excuse as to why one girl got a pass. Clinical? I think a positive showed up. Medicate this girl fast.
But other than Brittaney and her “this is my last chance to have a baby,” Fatal Attraction craziness, the show was pretty tame. No choking, real bad-mouthing, and craziness really occurred.
BUT! VH1, what would I do without you and your washed-up Teen Idols. Confession of a Teen Idol was on, the second show of the season, and the promise the first one showed came through.
The men got to watch as a focus group was shown picture of them “then” and picture of them “now.” The critiques were harsh. Eric Knies from The Grind and the original Real World didn’t like how the bad-mouthed his beard. David Chokachi from Baywatch was upset when they said he was only a pretty face. Also from Baywatch Jeremie Jackson heard himself get compared to a rapist. Then the were the older guys, the only really worth noting is Christopher Atkins from the Blue Lagoon. The women liked him (he does possess a certain Robert Redfordish appearance).
After the focus group came the stylist. She totally ripped up apart some of the older crowd. Their dress, their style…and it was great to see them defend their choice of wardrobe. Seriously, guys, she styled Angelina and Brad, I think she knows what she’s talking about more than your wife, girlfriend or whoever. Eric once again had a conniption because she tore his look apart. I’m not sure if he’s just in it for the drugs, but his holistic thing…not working…get over it. If you want to be a movie star, you have to move on.
This is worth a watch at least once. Anyone can imagine drama amongst females because most females seem thrive on drama, but men being dramatic! HILARIOUS! Anyway, get a clue, guys! This ain’t the Ice Capades! And Christopher Atkins, you are my fave!
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