I’m going to be the first to admit it – I’m already addicted to Rock of Love 3. As tacky, ridiculous, raunchy, and dirty as it is, we’re only one show into the season and I am PSYCHED to see the rest. You don’t even know. I have faithfully watched Rock of Love, Rock of Love 2, and Rock of Love Charm School (pathetic, I know), and this just…wow! And the show can be summed up in a quote from one of the characters (and one of my favorites), Taya.
Taya: I’ve posed for Penthouse and I have more class than these girls.
WOW.
Seriously….THAT says something.
Of course, Taya isn’t any old Pet, she was Pet of the Year. And yes, she pretty much rocks. And when girls got drunk and groped and stripped on stage, she kept her clothes on. When girls took shots out of there cookies (YES, SOMEONE TOOK A SHOT OUT OF ANOTHER GIRL’S CHINA!), she clearly had her pants on. She stayed sober and out of trouble and was not a “Hot Mess” like some of the other girls.
While Taya was sober and classy, there was Marcia. No, she didn’t do a China shot, she had some class about her, but you have to love a chick that drinks a half a bottle of vodka, pukes, makes out with Bret, throws chips at a girl, and finally chokes the same girl, but gets to stick around! SERIOUSLY! She’s a fucking trouper and a half! And anyway, the girl she choked, totally deserved it. She started in on the Brazilian Bombshell the first night, making fun of her. Marcia tried to act mature, but the reflex to pour a drink on her was too great (again, who can blame her), and the same Juliette Lewis-look alike made fun of her the next day, then poured a drink on her. So Marcia choked her. “I mean, why would you waste alcohol like that? It’s disrespectful.” Marcia said in her interview. Exactly. EXACTLY!
Then there’s Beverly. Beverly is so NORMAL and cute looking. I mean, Taya and Marcia are just so damn hot, but Beverly is the girl next door. And she’s been a Bret fan since she was little. At the concert, she sang all the words to Bret’s songs. He noticed, and pulled her aside and talked with her. Awesome chick! And Juliette Lewis-look alike Skankasaur tried to start shit with her. Then China Shot Gia helped and “tried” to throw a drink at her but missed. WHO MISSES WHEN YOU THROW LIQUID AT SOMEONE? It kind of goes everywhere! But Beverly took it like a champ, and China Shot went home, while Beverly stayed. HA!
Anyway, you can BET I’ll be there next Sunday at 8p.m. CST when the second episode airs!
Bret, you may be old, tired, and all out of juice, but let these girls squabble, drink, and choke each other and I AM THERE! WOO! Drama, drama, drama!
Other favorites:
Samantha
Maria
Mindy
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